Clickety-Clack

To masturbate while using a computer.

He's in his room clickety-clacking.

by FeuJaune February 4, 2010

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Cocketry

Acting like a cock with physical and or verbal actions

I am sick and tired of your cocketry
Stop being such a cock, your cocketry is getting on my nerves.
Damn man, Steve's cocketry is getting ridiculous.

by McGothington August 20, 2011

clocked life

Someone who thinks they have made it (or they literally have), feeling on top of the world. Clocked the game of life.

Chris clocked life, he got so wasted last night and didn't give a fuck about anyone apart from his best friends. He has everything anyone could dream of.

by ChrisClocksLife May 11, 2014

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.

I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.

by kantmakm May 19, 2004