Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

by Waltonator June 20, 2021

Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is

Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021

Sister of Clive

The definition of a Sister of Clive... an older sibling who is ok, but not a lovely as the younger child.

Hello, I'm the sister of Clive, I'm ok but he's lovely.

by Joy's Brother December 23, 2020

clive muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.

1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.

by M-Phresh January 2, 2008

The Clive Cussler

When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.

Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.

by Dodger Diddler January 4, 2011

Clive

To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife

Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"

by simultaneous March 23, 2009

Clive's Tim Tam Slam

The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.

Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.

"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"

by Buggeroo September 12, 2017