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Drunk Correction

A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.

The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.

Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."

"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
by Pilotguy44 October 19, 2009
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Creationasst

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.
I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.
by Bill gronos August 4, 2008
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web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words
anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too
by stoned phillips October 18, 2017
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correctional work

An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.
Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
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Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.
by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009
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creation science

An inherent contradiction, like fucking for chastity, a square circle, or an intelligent chav.
Creation 'scientist': Teach creation science in schools!
Real scientist: You can't. It's religion and not science.
Creation 'scientist': Oops, then teach Intelligent Design in schools!
Real scientist: *sigh* When will this non-debate be over?
by intigfx August 1, 2008
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Directionators

fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.
Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.
by truedirectioner97 December 18, 2011
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