Wet Chirps

A disgusting alternate name for hiccups

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"

by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020

chirps out of your beak

when someone hasnt said anything for a while, or you just want to annoy them or hint they have a large beak!

"Well, I havent heard any chirps out of your beak in a while!"

by Amanda and Liz September 22, 2007

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010

chirped

verb; means to be excited or hyped up about something.

Person #1: "Dude, I'm so chirped to go to that game tonight."

by wordtomywords March 22, 2011

Chirpies

A rare disease caused when a female has intercourse with a chicken, than proceeds to import the males anatomy (the penis) into a part of her body, this than exports the male seamen (jizzle). After entering the vaginal area the seamen combines with the chicken fertilization and forms together in the process of pregnancy. This has a 96.55% chance to cause the child to have the disease known as "Chirpies." Cherpies have many effects on children such as, outbreaks of chicken pox in your genital areas, urges to have gay butt sex, molesting little children, and beastality. Allthough there is no cure for cherpies you can prevent it before it happens by seeing your doctor if you suspect urges to have sex with chickens.

"Coreys mom fucked a chicken and thats why hes so messed up."

"Dougs mom fucked a hippo and thats why hes so damn fat." (This has nothing to do with chirpies, i just like making fun of doug)

by KidsWithMegaph0nes April 25, 2006

Chirps

Chirps are insults. Generally used whenever you feel like it really...

=Proper use=
Andrew: Wow, see that anthony kid? He uses his own hair grease to spike up his hair...
taylor: Chirps!

=Improper use=

Alastair: I didn't make the hockey team...
Justin: Chiirrrrrrrps!

by Klimmit November 26, 2011

Chirper

is bay area slang for a Tmobile sidekick. A chirper is usually acompanied with a metro(def 5) because of metros unlimited calling plans.

I gots my metro and my chirper I gotta stay connected to my homies on the street.

by F dizzle January 1, 2006