cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.

Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.

by McSandtrap October 10, 2005

centari

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads

Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari

by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017

CenCal

A name to describe those who neither fall in the domain of SoCal nor in the domain of NorCal.

A lost California soul, caught in the middle of a feud between two polar regions.

Announcer: "Where all my SoCalers at?"
Crowd goes wild. Then Silence.
Announcer: "What about my NorCalers?"
Crowd goes wild again. Then Silence.
Pause, one guy: "What about CenCal? Represent!"
Another guy: "Yeah!"
Silence.

by Calkid December 7, 2005

Super Cereal

Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.

"Guys! I'm super cereal right now! ManBearPig is a major threat!"- Al Gore

by TFE August 7, 2006

Cenedese

Someone that is really laid back and chilled.
Also there for anyone at anytime or place no matter what

You are so "Cenedese"
Man i love you, your so totally Cenedese
Your the most Cendesical person ive ever met.

by TERMINATOR 5,000 December 21, 2009

Cerealed

Past tense verb for when a guy tries and fails to get with a girl dressed as a cereal box

It’s been a while since Sam last Cerealed

by Nrhehdjsnej April 10, 2023