Celibate

Without sex.

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Celibacy

When someone is practicing celibacy, they are waiting for their Pom Pom to be destroyed

Babygirl: Daddy we are going to be practise celibacy tonight
Big Daddy: Yes Daddy is going to f*ck up your pum pum tonight 😈

by Nic1pimp December 21, 2021

celibatory

Anything involving partying and/or cheering due to someone;s remaining a virgin till marriage.

As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Celebal

The relentless pursuit of success

His Celebal Attitude got him this far

by doitbigger November 11, 2022

celibassy

Da status of someone who refrains from partaking of either music played over subwoofers or rod-'n'reel fishing.

One simple way to "invisibly" get around a vow of celibassy is to use just tiny full-frequency-range earbuds with your iPod instead of amplified loudspeakers, and forgo da "obvious" rod-'n'-reel by merely tossing in a baited hook on da end of a long length of clear-monofilament fishing-line dat cannot be easily spotted from a distance; not using huge thumpy-thump loudspeakers won't scare da fish away, either. :P

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

Celibaggot

A person who is extremely flamboyant about refusing to have sex.

I haven't had sex in years! I am finally brave enough to come out of the closet. Hear me load and clear, world. I am a celibaggot!

by Charlie757473 August 27, 2023

celibatuationship

An emotionally intimate relationship that’s ill defined in label and lacking in the sexual department

We’ve never hooked up and we’re not dating but we fall asleep on the phone every night after talking for 6+ hours… so we’re deep in a celibatuationship at this point.

by djwoody August 8, 2024