Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

cooter cannon

A loose or "blown out" vagina

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.

by Meat wallet March 19, 2015

Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

Head Canon

An idea or opinion about a fictional series (Book, TV, Comic, or otherwise) that is true in one's head, but has not become a canon fact.

In my head canon, Jade and Dave from Homestuck are totally in love with each other.

by Nellaxival August 4, 2011

pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!

Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006