The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

Full Head Of Cauliflower

When one gives head to another just after getting a perm to their hair.

“I’ll give you a full head of cauliflower when I get back from the salon.”

by Jswitzer98 June 5, 2021

Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021

Ugandan Cauliflower

when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.

yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast

by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019