Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

cumnundrum

When two consenting adults opt out of sex because their kids run in the same circles.

Wow. This is hot, but we're in a serious cumnundrum. We cannot have sex. Our kids have 8 years of school left together and I'm averse to extended awkwardness.

by freegrrrl October 14, 2012

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

Coronundrum

A pandemic with no clear solution.

As the months wore on, all hopeful answers leading to dead ends, coronavirus threatened to become an incurable coronundrum.

by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020

Conundrum

A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.

-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd

by Sweet home alabama! March 26, 2021

Conundrum

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day

Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021

Conundrum

A relationship that should be, but due to extreme complexities can’t quite be.

Jaime and Dani, man that relationship is a conundrum.

by anonymous March 12, 2022