candoodle

A flask or bottle of spirits, typically whisky. Tends to be prefixed with "old".

Can I have a bit of the old candoodle?

by valdoran August 29, 2013

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Carbohydratarian

A person or animal who primarily or exclusively eats or prefers to eat carbohydrates (sugary and/or starchy and or heavily cellulose laden foods) as their primary diet source.

"When planning food for a party buffet, one has to be sure to include a variety of dishes that will appeal to all types of eaters, including carnivores, vegetarians, and even carbohydratarians."

by Eric Raynor November 7, 2008

cadour

whatever you want it to mean/be!
may be an insult,, may be a compliment,, or may be an object.
noun, verb, adjective

"You are sooo cadour!"
"Quit being such a fat cadour you whore!!!!!!!!!!"
"That outfit is cadour."

by cadourattics May 26, 2011

Caradog

Caradog is a Welsh name for an awesome person. Anyone who hates this person is a complete dick.

Usually, a person with the name Caradog, gets a lot of girls.
Caradog is one of the most caring people in the world and is an amazing friend, anyone would want to have him as a boyfriend.
Caradog is just so much of an awesome person, you'd be lucky to know him..

Some people called Caradog are utter dicks, but most of them are just too awesome to argue with.. If someone calls Caradog asks you out, don't push them away! Because it's your lucky day!

Person1: Hey dude!
Person2: Hey!
Person1: Do you think Caradog will want to come to my party?
Person2: If you're lucky enough!
Person1: Which dumb fucker wouldn't want him to come to their party?
Person2: I KNOW RIGHT!

by CatDogFish November 19, 2013