cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011

cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report

damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.

by teen wolf and jesus christ August 1, 2010

Cuntmuffin

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.

Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.

by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007

Cuntmittment

A cuntmittment is for someone who transcends attraction

"This girl is the one....I need to make a cuntmittment"

by Room 205 December 18, 2008

Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by cheffykins August 7, 2010

CentMailBox

An idea for an email server which utilizes CentOS and Zimbra.

I thought of the idea of the CentMailBox while working on mail solution at work.

by backotruck March 24, 2012

cuntmando

When a girl's not wearing underwear

when guys don't wear underwear it's called going " Commando." When a girls not wearing underwear it's called going "Cuntmando."

by RipLee June 5, 2013