(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).
Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
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It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.
Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?
Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.
Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.
Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018
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1) A baby crow.
2) A child of the house of crow.
3) A somewhat angsty individual who wears dark clothes, enjoys writing and poetry, torturing their characters, and quoting Poe. This person is the sweetest individual you have ever encountered upon first meeting, shy and caring to everyone, and it is only later that you realize they are a Crowling- a creature who feeds on caffeine and the accumulated angst of the world. This person is often writing fanfiction and is incredibly popular in their writing circles for their talent. Knowing a person is a Crowling does not scare you away from that individual, rather, it makes you want cuddle that person away to the safety and comfort of the nearest beanbag because they are too precious for this world. Tea is their beverage of choice and, unsurprisingly, they like anime.
1) A baby crow.
2) A child of the house of crow.
3) A somewhat angsty individual who wears dark clothes, enjoys writing and poetry, torturing their characters, and quoting Poe. This person is the sweetest individual you have ever encountered upon first meeting, shy and caring to everyone, and it is only later that you realize they are a Crowling- a creature who feeds on caffeine and the accumulated angst of the world. This person is often writing fanfiction and is incredibly popular in their writing circles for their talent. Knowing a person is a Crowling does not scare you away from that individual, rather, it makes you want cuddle that person away to the safety and comfort of the nearest beanbag because they are too precious for this world. Tea is their beverage of choice and, unsurprisingly, they like anime.
Rachel: "Is Carol holed up in their room writing in the dark AGAIN?"
Liz: "That's a crowling for you."
Diana: "Anyone seen Marry? I need writing tips."
Gwyn: "That crowling? Probably watching the newest Attack on Titan."
Liz: "That's a crowling for you."
Diana: "Anyone seen Marry? I need writing tips."
Gwyn: "That crowling? Probably watching the newest Attack on Titan."
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Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.
by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020
Get the crawl-in clinic mug.Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.
by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022
Get the Crammy/Cramlington mug.Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
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