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graduation consummation

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.
Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"
by D3yt0n May 23, 2009
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consumerism

A seriously over-rated form of modern day cult of commerce, whereby people buy goods. This has led to a rise in needless temptation as well as popular culture, which in turn results in mindless youths sinking into the morass of peer pressure and attention-seeking behaviour, all for the name of cold, hard cash.

Otherwise, a desirable practice.
Humans think consumerism is the key to a better life.
by gad01 May 24, 2008
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Consumerista

A caste in the New World Order in which Celebutantes (people famous for being famous) decide what is worthy of coolness, a commodity that is then traded for the cool product or service through the coin-of-the-realm (be it dollars, pounds sterling, euros, yen, etc.). The Consumerista is a vital but lower ranking member of society, as they are not famous and therefore do not matter except as nodes on the global fiscal economy. The Consumerista buys what the Celebutante thinks is worthy of buying, though the actual act of buying is important in a quasi-religious sense to the consumerista but not to the celebutante, who are too busy living as royalty has always lived: pampered and overindulged. Occasionally, to prevent a revolutionary act, a common "coming together" of the consumerista and their idols is staged to benefit starving children in nations that are "slave states" in all but name, receiving microfinancing loans to dig holes for water and once in a great while given solar powered computers "for educational purposes" by The Gate, which are usually sold for rice to eat.
"Courtney is such a good little consumerista. She read that the Kardashians use Heinz Ketchup just like the poor, and she's switched brands, blogged about the experience, and bought some stock in Heinz. She even donated a case to the South Africans--though they sent it back with a note saying they preferred Hunts."
by GPurvis November 4, 2013
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Gra'ask the Consumed

Zavala: Mobilizing fireteam for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the strike name generator.
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to
Sacrifice yourself to Gra'ask the Consumed
by ThatsDooDoo September 19, 2020
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consummate our love

Ben: So, Tim, what did you do last night?
Tim: Well, it was mine and Jenny's week anniversary so we decided to consummate our love in the back of my Buick.
by Mr. Neighbors December 4, 2013
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!
by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005
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Consuelo

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.
by El Marino February 4, 2010
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