Common Sense

Something so rare it's a god damned super power.

Deadpool: Shhh...My common sense is tingling

by shatteredsteel November 16, 2009

common ignorance

opposite of common sense and much more common

common ignorance......at 14 years old my son told me ""there is not much common sense but there is a whole bunch of common igornance""

by tommyk4960 May 25, 2011

Common Core

A shit method of teaching kids because teachers are retarded as fuck.

This teachers teaching me math in a common core way so i want to kill myself.

by illkillmyselfrn123 December 9, 2020

Common Nonsense

Phrase describing a popular belief that is held and promoted but which is not actually true.

False information that has not yet made the transition to Old Wives Tale.

Examples of Common Nonsense:

1. Corporal punishment improves behavior.
2. If you don't wear a hat you'll catch a cold.
3. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
4. If you shave something the hair grows back thicker.
5. Your hair and nails keep growing after you die.
6. The world used to be a safer place.

by ctrlU October 4, 2010

common projects

A not very well known but expensive men's shoe brand. Their shoes are pretty chill.

It also makes other goods like bag.

Dude 1: Look at these Common Projects.
Dude 2: They're chill!

by Japon January 16, 2008

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude October 8, 2007

common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.

Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.

by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012