The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Job mug.The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.
The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?
Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009
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What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.
Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.
by Blerpies0909 March 13, 2010
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Get the poop clog mug.When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.
This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.
Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.
Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"
"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."
"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."
"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."
"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."
"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
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by bnanny May 5, 2008
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Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
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