chili dog 

When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!

Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!

chili dog by SlopNChop June 2, 2016

chernobyl chili dog 

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

chernobyl chili dog by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

Swedish Chili Dog 

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.

Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.

Swedish Chili Dog by Neck Baster 420 69 October 2, 2021

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

chili dog surprise by penh June 6, 2009

chillie dog 

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

chillie dog by JP October 20, 2003

chili dog massacre 

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

chili dog massacre by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

grand chili dog 

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

grand chili dog by Argonak April 15, 2008