chadfish

catfishing but using pictures of chads

"I downloaded my highschool bully's instagram pics and used them to chadfish on tinder, but I still got no matches"

by k4yfour June 9, 2017

carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

carfax

noun
1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.

1. Person 1: I met Jay-Z last night!
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.

2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.

by SACBRUH May 4, 2013

Carfiggle

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

by DarrellJenkins May 25, 2008

Carfin Young Team

Carfin Young Team are a group of youths that cut about the Carfin village in Scotland. They can often be seen bamming up the polis or stealing food from Tesco bell quadrant for the munchies.

“There’s that Carfin Young Team phonin the polis on themselves again”
“Carfin Young Team on top”

by Shad Bahir Butt March 24, 2023

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

Carfax

What the fox actually says.

"What does the fox say?!"

"Show me the CarFax"

by KayM October 12, 2013