Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

Symbiotic Buttfuck

The act of fucking someone up the ass while they fuck you up the ass at the same time, generally the reciever of the initial penetration doesnt enjoy it

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day whilst we stick our cocks in their ass, because they like it that way. also see Moneypenis (moneypenis and the symbiotic buttfuck, though similar cannot be used interchangeably)

by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

The Blue Buttfuck

Fireball, raspberry vodka, orange red bull, glacier freeze Gatorade, and a stone.

Last night was great, we made Eric The Blue Buttfuck and he got so drunk he couldn't remember where his penis was!

by poonmangler69 March 19, 2015

buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.

Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.

by Bari March 30, 2005

Buttsucubus

Somebody that is sucker of butts and they suck the soul right out of your ass hole.

Joey is so inconsiderate what a buttsucubus

by Buttsucubus September 20, 2016

buttseckser

one who engages in buttsecks; usually refers to the giver of the buttsecks.

albert is such a buttseckser, i heard he really gives it to her too.

by jon the buttseckser November 10, 2008

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.

Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.

by FUCK! THERE'S MORE HILLBILLIES April 1, 2021