mumblefuck 

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.

My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

mumblefuck by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

Fumblefuck 

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

Fumblefuck by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

bumble fuck 

Bumble Fuck: noun
Meaning: A rural/small town area that few people will ever know, or hear about.

I live in the middle of no where.
I live in bumble fuck, Pennsylvania.

bumble fuck by randy 007 June 1, 2006

West Bubblefuck 

Used to describe a place that's really far from where you live.

People in NYC would consider Buffalo or Syracuse West Bubblefuck.

NOTE: To all you Quality Control fanatics, this IS a real word.

West Bubblefuck by Diane October 19, 2004

Bumble Fuck 

a place in the middle of nowhere

They sent me out to east bumble-fuck

Bumble Fuck by www.evilrobotmonkey.com May 23, 2003