brunette

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.

by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008

Brunette

A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.

Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity!
Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde!
Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde!
Blonde: Guess what?

Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test!
Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate?
Brunettes: Screw you guys!

by Strawberry Blonde person January 23, 2011

brunette bella's pumpkin patch

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

Literary Brunette

LB for short. A girl, often a brunette, with a literary or artistic bent of mind; but not always talented. Often withdrawn, enigmatic, and strangely seductive. While not exactly an invalid, she is physically not on very sound footing either. Death may, in fact, be imminent. This only adds to her allure.

Examples of famous LBs- Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Stewart, Arundhati Roy, Josephine March from Little Women

-Oh have you met Tom's new girlfriend, she was chain-smoking gauloises and reading from the Surrealist Manifesto.
- Damn, sounds like a real LB (literary brunette)

by minotoro October 17, 2021

snog a brunette day

October 13, song a brunette day, this day is when you make out with your favourite brunette

Brunette girl: Dude why did you just snog me?

Boy: it’s snog a brunette day
Brunette girl: if that’s the case wanna snog some more? 😏

by Lindsay Lohan Stan 365 October 9, 2020

brunettes

better than blondes... smarter and nicer, too. All blondes do is walk around saying, "like, omigod, I'm so totally cool!" When they're really not. I'm a Brunette and I happen to be smart and proud of my hair. and just because you're a blonde DOES NOT mean you have more fun.

look at that dumb blonde... brunettes have WAY more fun!!!

by SLK May 23, 2004