brumpus

When that one guy who sells camels gets mad at you for not buying his camels so he shoves a camel up your butthole.

guy 1: Dude my ass hurts, that camel guy fucking brumpused me!
camel guy: Fuck you bitch!! Why didnt you buy my camels?!!!

by BoBingus January 14, 2020

good bumps

Instead of having the goose bump from when somebody is kissin on you, you get the GOOD bumps, when a boy/girl goes down your neck & all that

Laura: I cant wait for tonight!
Joe: Imma give you them good bumps girl!

by lemmegetchonumba December 13, 2009

cheek bumps

It's a type of kiss where you only bump your cheek into the other person's cheek instead of actually kissing the person on the cheek

John: It's nothing serious. They're just giving each other cheek bumps.

by Davism July 2, 2016

fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.

"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010

glee-bumps

Like goosebumps, but for a Gleek. What you get after watching glee, listening to glee music, or getting excited for glee.

Gleek # 1: Ehmagawd! Didn't you just LOVE Glee's cover of 'Don't Stop Believen''?

Gleek # 2: Yeah! Whenever I listen to it, I get glee-bumps!

by TrueGleek November 17, 2009

bumps

another word for a line of cocaine

yo lets do some bumps to get skeeted

by gabzter January 23, 2008

The Bumps

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees

HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER

by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016