beanified

Having recently stuffed a suppository into one's bunghole.

Yeah? Well I beanified your mom last night.

by Gayb Astard March 4, 2004

boneified retard

a complete douche bag who has no chance of getting any girl except his mum

"check tht guy chatting up steph hes such a boneified retard"

i no he'll prob chat his mum up later

i no. sick fucker

by monkey fukkkkkk October 13, 2007

Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

boxified

To become extremely gay, have square features, have small and useless arms, and to of course... be a huge coward (aka pussy)

He is so boxified because his arms are unaffective.

by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006

bonified

Authentic or credible.

My business is bonified. I'm listed on Bonified.com

by Bonified Businesses December 11, 2023

bonified

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

by John Bonified January 30, 2024

bonified

Verified, certified, genuine, and authentic.

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified.

by John Bonified February 5, 2024