bogometer

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity. Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.

A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

bogos binted

an alien word for photos printed

Hey, did you get your photos printed?
bogos binted?
what
👽

by anidiotontheinternet69 June 22, 2021

Danielle Bregoli

An idiotic thirteen year old girl who got famous on Doctor Phil for saying cash me ousside howbow dah. She's white, but she acts like she's black and is obnoxious. She's basically white trash.

Who the hell let Danielle Bregoli become famous?

by citeh citeh citeh March 9, 2017

bogos binted?

how to respond if someone asked if you got your photos printed

p1 "hey, did yo get your photos printed"
p2 "bogos binted?"
p1 "what?"

by Not-Binted April 3, 2022

Hoogoo boogoo

Same as Nonsense
Also can be used as an insult, meaning Butt Ugly Bugger

I don't want to hear anymore of your hooboo boogoo

by Anonymous November 27, 2003

bogosity

Noun form of the adjective bogus. A collection of unsubstantiated or untrue assertions.

Also used in adjectival form.

His resume was a massive pile of bogosity.

The bogosity level of his thesis was staggering.

by emma February 3, 2004

bogomips

Bogomips is a measurement provided in the Linux operating system that indicates in a relative way how fast the computer processor runs. The program that provides the measurement is called BogoMips. Written by Linus Torvalds, the main developer of Linux, BogoMips can indicate when you boot a computer whether the system options have been specified for optimum performance. You compare the bogomips for your computer with what they ought to be for your computer's particular type of processor. Torvalds named the program BogoMips (for "bogus (or fake) MIPs") to suggest that performance measurements between two computers can be misleading because not all contributing factors are stated or even understood. Although MIPS (millions of instructions per second) has been frequently used in computer benchmarks, it's agreed that the variation of context tends to make the measurement misleading. Bogomips measures how many times the processor goes through a particular programming loop in a second.

BogoMIPS is built into some versions of Linux. It also exists as a stand-alone application program that you can download from certain Web sites. In July, 2004, Wintermute, a self-declared hacker site, reported that its server had achieved 3578.26 bogomips on a computer with an AMD Athlon microprocessor operating at 1,792 MHz.

Wow, your processor must be amazing to be running at 4000 bogomips!

by pixelkitty September 29, 2004