Kurt Brincat

An African child with a shit music taste and usually listens to garbage, such as slipknot. He only eats fried chicken from CFC and drinks babynigger juice.

#1 : You need to go on a diet, sooner or later you'll end up like Kurt Brincat!

#2 : What kind of shitty music is this? Only Kurt Brincat would listen to this trash. This is fucking rubbish!

by Emhemhemh June 12, 2019

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013

short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude

Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma

by TheUma August 25, 2022

briefcasing

The act of one removing all items from a persons bag/rucksack, turning it inside out, and replacing all original items back inside.

"Where's my bag? Is that little year 9 shit Jack C briefcasing it again - paki cunt"

by PGKHAF March 12, 2019

Briefcase

A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.

Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.

by alejandrobot July 21, 2010

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022

african briefcase

Ghetto blaster or boom box

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!

by TheNorm May 12, 2015