Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

brapplesauce

1. a slightly explosive brapple crushed into sauce, not dangerous unless mixed with "the lemons of"

Beware of the lemons of brapplesauce, for it will destroy all in its path!!!

by cheesewingpwnage October 2, 2006

braapstick

An abnormally large penis.

Hey check out Andrews braapstick it's the size of a gillete can!!

by QuadPodIndustries October 28, 2009

brap

The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.

"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"

by EssBen March 5, 2008

Bripped

Some one who is big built and ripped. Hulk.

"Hey don, you been hitting gym?"
"Yeah man, I'm trying to get bripped for holiday!"

by Latenightcream July 27, 2012

Brampton Driver

Someone who really sucks at driving.

Guy 1: “I cant believe you just crashed into that Sobeys.
Guy 2: My parents are gunna kill me!
Guy 1: You are a textbook Brampton Driver.

by Moist Sock October 16, 2017

bappi

Another (but cutesy) word for baby.

"I love my girlfriend!, she's my bappi."

by tricksterTime May 25, 2019