Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013

Cool Brand

Something cool or good. It is used instead of cool beans for people who have spelling problems.

Person 1: I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Cool brand man.

by Word Definer 2012 November 6, 2012

on brand

Something characteristic for the personal image (your brand) you are trying to project. Usually used to say something is 'not on brand' for you.

Someone: You should totally just go for that lipstick!
You: Nah, red is so not on brand for me.

by Ambroos November 24, 2016

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

by aymurrr August 18, 2011

HUGE Brand

HUGE Brand condoms are standard size condoms in slightly larger packages. They are sold in The Nightcap (3-pack), The Weekender (12-pack), or The Extended Stay (36-pack), depending on the length of your layover.

I just bought some HUGE Brand condoms and the cashier slid me her number.

by Rasta Dragon April 27, 2006

Raisin Bran

Raisin Bran is a version of the scoop, but done with both hands; hence 2 scoops of Raisin Bran.

"John walked around the corner and I Raisin Brand'd his ass!"

by Nick Meers June 24, 2008