Definitions by NawlinsD
Brand New Trombone
A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
Brand New Trombone by NawlinsD September 2, 2009