Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017

I see both sides like chanel

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?

Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

by mamamia la papi April 16, 2017

grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

They both die at the end

Very sad book that will just rip your heart out and stomp on it.

They both die at the end is sad

by STacysMothErr April 22, 2021

i've heard it both ways

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

by blulelizard October 5, 2009

Smoke at both ends

An insult with no apparent meaning

Coby: Josh you smoke at both ends.

Josh: What the fuck does that mean?

by Pumpfriction August 9, 2008

go both ways

To be bisexual, not necessarily polyamorous.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he has a girlfriend too, he likes to go both ways."

by Cha_The_Porcupine June 11, 2006