Bork

1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.

1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.

by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

bork

Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.

You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.

by Leleana April 15, 2006

Bork

To vomit, throw up.

"My goodness, that doggy just borked all over my birkenstocks"

by Fox Handybread June 23, 2007

Bork

When something fails to work or breaks.

'Aww man my computer just borked'

by Onyx Banana November 21, 2013

borke

a misspelled form of the word broke.

I just borked your girlfriend, bitch.

by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005

Bork

Bork
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.

I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.

by Call me Cal September 23, 2019