Blackberry

A mobile phone that is an absolute waste of £200. Blackberry App World is about a tenth of the size of the Android or Apple store. The apps themselves are not very good either. The camera is a bit rubbish and they are too complicated to use.

Person 1: I just got myself stuck into a two year contract on a Blackberry without realising how shit it is

Person 2: Wow, you are such an idiot.

by dave1234567890grandma April 16, 2012

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

Blackberryable

The act of being available via Blackberry at anytime.

She was blackberryable, as I heard her Blackberry ringtone, Molly, go off all day.

by Melis' January 10, 2012

Blowberry

The act in which a woman preforms a raspberry on a man's balls.

"Dude, I totally tossed her salad so that bitch gave me a blowberry! It was awesome."

by Sellwood G-Spot June 21, 2012

BlackBerry Giggle

Adjective. A small but detectable laughter-like sound produced often enough by a blackberrier while using blackberry's instant messaging service.

Although similar in anoyance levels to a blackberry buzz, this human emmited sound has unparalleled capabilities to produce different types of anger or envy reactions in surrounding human beings.

Studies have shown non-blackberry users are more prone to this type of reactions. Rare but reappearing cases of paranoia and panic attacks have been reported over the years.

Would you please stop it with the blackberry giggles? I am sick and tired of hearing you laugh on some topic i'm unaware of. Are you laughing at me?

by felchaib June 21, 2009

Blackberry

1.Some kind of phone
2.Some kind of fruit

Chuck Norris can use a real blackberry or any other fruit or vegetable to send a text message.

by Iellin August 24, 2012

boston blackberry

when recieving oral sex a man positions himself to slams a partners head down so hard on his dick his nuts slap them in the face giving them black eyes.

i gave that bitch a boston blackberry.

by tylor kilgore January 3, 2008