An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
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Get the Binder Knot mug.A sarcastic term used to ridicule those who don't know shit about cars. Similarly 710 cap and Muffler Bearings are used in this way.
"You need some blinker fluid for that?" Asked Tom.
Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."
Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."
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by Thromsty51 January 29, 2020
Get the nostalgia-blinded mug.When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
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Get the Blunder Years mug.Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
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Closest technical term could be tmesis
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
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