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angry blap

To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..
"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "
by the angry russel September 12, 2009
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Bila

Two hollowed out cigars stuffed with Marijuana and conjoined into once extra long blunt
Yo man that Bila crazy yo!
by Sac Bud Boy April 27, 2015
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blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face
She was talkin dirty so I blapped her
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billposters bucket

A popular vagina or anus containing the fruit of many loins
Jesus, she shagged so many of themn shes got a minge like a billposters bucket
by jim murphy March 30, 2005
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Bilar

Small edible sweet that is in the shape of a car:D
I really want some Bilar
by BOBBBBBBBBBBBBY March 3, 2008
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Blapple juice

That blapple juice really tasted. Nice
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019
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Bilal

Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as Bilal has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. Bilal’s usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of Bilal are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see Bilal’s they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a Bilal they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 3 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.
Wow, theres Bilal”
by B-S77 October 15, 2017
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