bunguss

Subhuman creatures that look 90% human and 10% turtle and frog.

Stupid bunguss why aren’t you human

by Bungusss March 4, 2022

Jahungus bungus

A word describing a horrendous smell

If you see a ice cream truck made of cream cheese it probably smells like jahungus bungus

by Hamburgler079 February 4, 2022

Safe and Benus

The most iconic duo you’ll ever meet. Ones hot and tall and the other is just hot PLATONICALLY 🤩

Person one: damn Safe and Benus are so fucking hot

Person two: right the tall one is literally so gorgeous and the smurf one told me he likes arson😟

by Livelaughmitski July 17, 2021

bingus

Bingus is a being formed from non-euclidean geometry. It has a form indescribable enough; perhaps, even rivaling "Kathulu" in sheer incomprehensibility. Though not in the fashion of incomprehensible horror, but in the fashion of untenable perfection.

A: Hi!
B: FUCK YOU FUCKING BINGUS LOOKING SHIT ASS BITCH ASS JHON AURKBUGLK LOOKIN AHH YOU TOOK A SHIT IN MY SHIT MOUTH LOOKIN AHH YOU GANA DIE OF SPANISH NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A: thanks!
A: *dis of spanish*

by bingus buh looki ahh February 15, 2023

Chungus bungus

A smart and wise king that tends to act like a dumbass. He often likes his peasants to refer to him as chungus the great or chungus the wise. If you dont, he will wack your ass and call Barack Obama to take a shit on your head. SO BEST BE WARNED.

(its basically a variation of my fucked up mind and the meme BIG CHUNGUS combined)

kim jong un: You know that Chungus bungus mf/

trump: yeah? what about that legend?

kim jong un: he makes my pee pee hard..

by itsDatguyMOZZIE February 11, 2019

mingus bingus

Mingus Bingus is the greatest thing ever created, it can only be obtained in airyes inlet and consumed in the carrie

cunt have a mingus bingus in the carrie

by not aiden February 11, 2020

bongus

bingus’ counterpart, a creature also capable of mass destruction and murder
when met with bingus, they could easily take down the entire human race and take over the entire universe

bob: “hey, did you see that bingus and bongus were on a spa date?”
jimmy: “we’re gonna die, bob.”

by elliaaan December 12, 2020