A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.
I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.
by zackaryn September 10, 2010
Get the beetus punch mug.The instance where you turn on music/video/etc on a mac computer while you're at class/work/in public and realize how loud it is when you first press play. Immediately following is the "Panic Beeps" where you slam the volume key numerous times to lower it before you offend someone/get caught.
*class in progress*
Girl: (thinks: Ooh! New Katy Perry song! Must listen!)
Mac: CALIFORNIA GI-
Girl: EEP!
Mac: BEEP BEEP BEEp BEep Beep beep beep!
Girl: (thinks: fucking Panic Beeps made it worse...)
*headdesk*
Girl: (thinks: Ooh! New Katy Perry song! Must listen!)
Mac: CALIFORNIA GI-
Girl: EEP!
Mac: BEEP BEEP BEEp BEep Beep beep beep!
Girl: (thinks: fucking Panic Beeps made it worse...)
*headdesk*
by TheVurdmeister August 14, 2011
Get the Panic Beeps mug.A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands
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Get the Bleepus mug.Damn bro I usually don't fuck with the taint, but when you get it looking like a beenus!... I can't help but partake
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