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Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
by Bowes232 November 6, 2012
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battonbear

batton*noun' 1.a person who chronicly humps dead animals 2. someone who talks a lot of shit but can not back it up
%anonymn shit talker*noun'1. anything that talks shit "donkey raping shit talker"

bear*noun' 1.A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair 2. The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large. 3. A large, husky sized man with lots of hair that is homosexual.
Battonbear is very gay
by Unlucky July 19, 2004
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Batto

The kid in school who pretends to be really cool and tries to hang out with all the cool kids even though no one likes him. This person will tend to change their personality just to fit in but in a way that it is really obvious. This is the type of person who will burn your house down when you say something about their personality. You DO NOT want to be friends with this person.
"Look at Devin trying to fit in with the jocks. He is such a batto."

"Wow. Carl really pulled a batto in high school."
by chickennugget42 August 25, 2016
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battousaizero

The most awesome person ever! He is the definition of cool! He is 1337 beyond imagination and if anyone ever knew him, they'd orgasm out of happiness.
"Battousaizero is the bomb, homie! He's teh life of the freaking party! OOOOOH yea. Go him."
by Prophet of 133tness March 25, 2004
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Battou

When a great movie has a really bad ending
did you see that movie 'knowing' with Nicolas Cage?

yeah but what a battou of an ending
by chesty coughs July 13, 2009
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battosai

A person who shanks good in cs and pwns all your asses his cs name is b.LeG3nD5. // .w4r.Ldr.
by Wenz September 10, 2003
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batoomie

its another word for ass or butt
look at my big fat "batoomie"
by rungles the kitty May 20, 2008
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