Basketball Hoe

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.

"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"

by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013

Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.

Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob

by WaLrUs. October 24, 2008

British Basketball

When two dudes stand exactly 10 feet apart from each other and masturbate, whoever can catch the most semen in their mouth wins

“Hey what did you do last night?”
“Oh me and Jerry played British Basketball together, it was a close game but he won”

by Long Tits McGinty November 13, 2020

Henry Wong Basketball

When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.

Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.

Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!

by twatari September 29, 2009

San Diego State Basketball

Best Basketball team in the Mountain West, and NCAA

San Diego State Basketball is awesome, right?

by Human Mann March 29, 2012

Kiss a basketball boy day

On October 25, kiss a basketball boy on the cheek.

Hey, can i kiss u on the cheek? It’s national Kiss a Basketball Boy Day.

by yoboidylan October 23, 2019

baseketball

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.

"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."

by Kucitizen June 5, 2004