Bastard Factory

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children

She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.

by Archduke_Chocula June 11, 2006

Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.

This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.

by Fuck-off-Regis May 26, 2018

Horny bastard

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster

Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight

by N_E_K October 31, 2016

ol' dirty bastard

one of the founding members of wu-tang clan,Died in nov 2004.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" R.I.P. O.D.B.

by Entoxica November 16, 2004

veiny triumphant bastard

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008