tuned backwood

backwood filled with za

is he smoking tuned backwood?
yessir

by 172nervo February 19, 2023

backwood whore

Term for a person who is a sneaky whor

“Rebecca came into my house last night and fucked my husband just like a backwood whore!”

by YourMomFaveHoe December 30, 2023

Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

BackWood

a livable place near or in the middle of a forest

yeah i live in BackWood

by BackWood Lover1 November 26, 2019

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 1, 2018