Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Babesicle

An extremely good-looking female usually with blonde hair (although occasionally strawberry blondette) and blue eyes. In certain rare cases, she may also have a very unique and wildly attractive personality that could make an old man cry. Beauty and brains applicable. Most male callers will find that they cannot keep up with a Babesicle, as her fiery temper and lightning wit may be intimidating. Most, but not all.

Babesicles can be sexily dangerous! If you've no or little experience please remain calm, and vacate the premises! Nerds are at risk for a low eye-contact situation.

"Dude... she's a Babesicle!"

by Frank Leon February 24, 2006

The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

by Dynodope July 25, 2006

babysit

Not nesscessarily a bad thing, but its when your friend has a little too much to drink, or is way too high, and you just help them walk, or calm them down. Often practiced by the one sober person in the group.

I'm so glad you were there to babysit me, dude.

by HaaaaaaCHooooooooo August 3, 2009

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

babysit

1.to indure massive amounts of painful boredom, while watching an iratating little child for a set amount of time. reward is generally monetary. Pay is great in DE
2. (VERY RARE)to be alowed to participate in the emenslly enjoyable sport of sitting on young children.

i am going to babysit for 3 hours i will get $12 i return

Will you PLEASE let me babysit?

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009