Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

Beatstock

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults

That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out

by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Bartsch

A god...of sorts. The followers are members of the religion known as Bartschism.

Aimee: "Did you make or sacrifices to Bartsch today?"
Joel: "Nope. I'm not sure if I believe in that guy..."
*Joel is suddenly struck by lightning and dies*

by aimeeholstein December 2, 2010

Cancer Bats

The Cancer Bats are band of debatable genre (mostly hardcore/ metalcore/ punk) from Toronto, Ontario (Canada) who epitomize the punk lifestyle; living out of their vans, eating cheap food and partying all night every night. They have been together officially since 2004, released their first album in 2006 (Birthing the Giant), and have just released their newest album (Hail Destroyer).
The Cancer Bats consist of:
Liam Cormier- Vocals
Scott Middleton- Guitar
Jaye R. Schwarzer- Bass
Mike Peters- Drums
To date they have featured such artists as Alexisonfire's Wade MacNeil and George Pettit, Rise Against's Tim McIlrath, and Billy Talent's Ben Kowalewicz on their tracks.
They are the peddlers of the "be sweet or die" lifestyle/phrase.

The Cancer Bats are awesome and their shows are rad.

by Love Martha May 19, 2008

Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.

Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.

by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017

crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.

Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011