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Bentley'd

Getting so drunk that you can not have sex with your significant other, so they shove a dildo up your butt while you are asleep.
Trevor had way to much to drink last night so his wife bentley'd him.
by Jeff Bigzley December 2, 2019
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Bentley Little

An awesome horror fiction writer! Bentley Little was born in Arizona after his mother watched the premiere of Psycho. He is a Bram Stoker Award winner, who can count Stepen King and Dean Koontz as fans.

"A master of the macabre"--Stephen King

"Rock-'em, shock-'em contempory terror fiction" --Dean Koontz
Bentley Little takes on ordinary subjects and exploites and exaggerates their possiblities for nefarious activities. In The Store he looks behind the scenes of a Wal-mart-like mega store and the terrible effects it has on a small town. In The Policy, he looks a the very real scenario of insurance companies controlling and ruining lives. Most of Bentley Little's books are scary because they seem like they actually could happen.
by Charles_U_Farley July 17, 2009
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bentley college

Business college 10 miles outside of Boston where there is an average incoming SAT of 1200, named one of the "12 Hot Schools for 2004" by News Week, hotel-like dorm buildings, resort like campus, and probably the best technological advanced campus and learning labs in the country. With a ranking of "Top 50 Undergrad Business Schools in the Country" the acceptance rate is becoming very low.

On the other hand, many girls typically wonder if their next pair of shoes will come from Gucci or Prada, where guys go tanning and pop their collars while thinking there is nothing at all wrong with it. BMWs and Audi's roll around everywhere on campus, with the ocassional 100k+ head turing sports car driven by a weathy, tight jean wearing international student.

Frat life is a joke and no one cares about it's sports teams. Drinking is encouraged on campus through the existence of it's own Pub and registered keg parties in the dorms. While there are many down to earth friendly students, the business nature of the school attracts even more wealthier New Englanders and international students who are only concerned about making enormous amounts of money some day.
A: Where you going to school next year?
B: Hopefully Bentley College, but i can go to Babson or Bryant if i dont get in.
by Derek T. September 30, 2005
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Bentley Continental GT

Based on the Audi A8, the Continental GT is a 2-door coupé made by British car manufacturer Bentley.
The GT is available with a 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged eight-cylinder or a 6.0-litre twin-turbocharged twelve-cylinder petrol engine mated to an automatic gearbox and an AWD system and can go on to a top speed of 195 mph.
"What's that coupé over there?"
"It's a Bentley Continental GT 4.0."
by JaaagMan March 27, 2012
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Bentley University

A top New England business school where both the academic curriculum and social atmosphere are geared entirely towards the accumulation of power and wealth. This has resulted in the apparently necessary addition of "Ethics and Social Responsibility" as an academic discipline. Graduates range from Wall Street moguls like Richard Zannino to ruthless dictators such as Charles Taylor.

While other college students paint houses or lifeguard during the summer months, Bentley students are up bright and early, parking their BMW's outside of JP Morgan or State Street.

If you don't get in, there's always Bryant, notable alumni of which include:

-Adam M. Hamilton - "ChiP" - Reporter for WJAR-NBC 10 News

and

-Dennis G. Perron - Chief of Police Hubbardston, Massachusetts
Bentley University Student 1: Hey, how's 301 treating you?

Bentley University Student 2: Meh, we got a crap project, some place called "bryant university" wants us to consult for them.... looks like a lost cause though.
by BUDRK December 20, 2009
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Bentley University

A top-business school in the northeast. Here is where you'll find the aspiring leaders of the business world and teachers who can help them be just that. If you go to Bryant, well you'll just find all the kids that couldn't get into Bentley. Sad to say, but so true. Princeton Review gave it #12 nationwide on ALL colleges for career services (98.6# of students employed within 6 months of graduation). All Bryant can say is that they recently got moved to D1 sports... whoopedy doo.
Bryant Kid: "Hey suck it Bentley University kid, Bryant University has a D1 sports program and.. and... and... yeah we have a D1 sports program!

Bentley kid: "Congrats, I'm gunna smack the s**t out of you with my diploma."
by oooo yeahh December 19, 2009
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Bentley Belt

A Bentley Belt is a flotation device for kids that has a tube going around their abdominal area. In urban terms you would say someone is wearing a Bentley Belt because they are fat due to their waistline/stomach resembling a kid wearing a Bentley Belt.
Check that chick, she's wearing a serious Bentley Belt!
by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008
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