AutoINcorrect

n. A smartphone's (esp. one with a touch screen keyboard) ability to mangle slang terms or abbreviations.

John: Wait a minute, What? Bill had a baby?!? His text reads "Come to my baby party next Tuesday!"

Sarah: He obviously has his AutoINcorrect on, I think he meant to say "Come to my B-DAY party next Tuesday!" Stupid Iphone.

by DBBrooklyn January 19, 2010

Autoism

When people discriminate against the type of car you drive.

"Hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. Better call the condo association president to tow it." Trucks don't beong in our condo, because even though we think it's the Ritz...newsflash...it's NOT, that is AUTOISM!

by KrisJohn4Eva September 1, 2013

Autothot

Any thots, lower ranking than thotimus prime, that follow thotimus prime and take any orders from her.

Guy 1: Look! It's thotimus prime!
Guy 2: Yah! And she's joined by her autothots

by Whovianmastr December 1, 2017

autotopsy

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.

Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.

by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011

autotip

When you tell your waiter/waitress to 'keep the change', preventing the need to leave money as a tip at the end of your meal. Also negates the need to calculate how much you need to tip, because it seems casually generous.

Can only be used when you pay for your food when you order it, as opposed to the classic method of leaving extra money with your bill when you've finished eating.

Waiter: That'll be £9.68 please, sir.
Guy #1: *Hands over £10* Keep the change.
Waiter: Oh, thanks very much!
Guy #2: Nice autotip, man.
Guy #1: I know, that's nowhere near the socially acceptable 10% tip! I am a genius...

by Nottel Inyu January 23, 2011

autoincesturbation

(v.)
To have sex with a copy/clone of an opposite-gender version of yourself.

Guy 1: Hey, if you could, would you do Autoincesturbation?
Guy 2: The hell is that?
Guy 3: Fucking a female you.
Guy 2: ...Totally.

by DNottin September 6, 2013

autoethnography

A qualitative approach of the researchers own reflection on personal experiences.

To provide an understanding of my own personal experiences I will use Autoethnography research.

by Ameliacox November 20, 2018