autotip 

When you tell your waiter/waitress to 'keep the change', preventing the need to leave money as a tip at the end of your meal. Also negates the need to calculate how much you need to tip, because it seems casually generous.

Can only be used when you pay for your food when you order it, as opposed to the classic method of leaving extra money with your bill when you've finished eating.

Waiter: That'll be £9.68 please, sir.
Guy #1: *Hands over £10* Keep the change.
Waiter: Oh, thanks very much!
Guy #2: Nice autotip, man.
Guy #1: I know, that's nowhere near the socially acceptable 10% tip! I am a genius...

autotip by Nottel Inyu January 23, 2011

autotopsy 

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.

Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.

autotopsy by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011

autotypo

An autotypo occurs when the autocorrect feature spits out a word that was not intended. This occurs more frequently on smart phones and other imprecise input devices.

I got an autotypo earlier today when I was texting with my sDad. I hit send before I saw that "In front of us" became "in feint of us."

autotypo by grifballaxx November 11, 2010

Autotyped 

A bitch ass nigga that needs to kill himself ong I hope that nigga does it to because he got bullied offline

Rain: Yo where’s Autotype?
Everyone: We bullied that nigga Autotyped to suicide 💀💀💀💀

Autotyped by Wabka March 6, 2022

autotopsy 

in the modern setting the scavenging of abandoned vehicles

autosy-autotopsy seems clear enough on its own

autotopsy by michael Bush October 11, 2007

Autonipulate 

AUTONIPULATE sounds like (Auto-nip-you-late)

Donald trump is the only president in my lifetime who ran an honest campaine through his autonipulative skills.

Entomology:

Taken rom the word Manipulate Mani meaning hands in latin and pulate means physical so I changed the pre fex to auto meaning self, and pulate for physical giving you autonipulate. The letten"n" is to be used before a voul.

Autonipulate; "To change the outcome that favors oneself by taking the path that does not involve manipulating people to get what you want."

its to change ones self and to find a path to your goal without using trickery on people to turn situations to your favor. Opposite of Manipulate

Autonipulate by SZINBONE April 12, 2021

Autotyped 

For when you intend to type something and typed something else entirely

"What I meant was "party" not "cranberry", autotyped"

"Sorry man, I autotyped. It's a bit of an issue"

Autotyped by thespinningturtle May 10, 2021