Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 16, 2005

asslighting

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021

Asslight gaykeep girlballs

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022

assletic

Working out so as to show off your ass.

Dance dance revolution is an assletic exercise.

by codyrockx September 8, 2007