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AssVertex

A fancy way of saying MiiVertex
AssVertex sucks
by Sanwichmann538 March 10, 2022
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asside

1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.

2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.
by robinlr April 8, 2008
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Assie

A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!
by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016
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kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.
"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"
by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005
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Assivore

Assivore
A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.
Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.
by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007
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assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass
This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.
by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009
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assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).
Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.
by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004
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