apporved

When your boss approves something without actually reading it.

Boss:

"Have I apporved this one? And have you got all apporvals you need from me now?
-IS"
Me: "Whatever, you don't read them anyway."

by slavetothebanks May 11, 2018

Apponishing

Amalgamation of apparent and astonishing. Philosophical, and/or obvious, depending on interpretation.

"My parents are turning 50 this year."
"Some day we will be 50 years old too."

"Woah that was a really apponishing statement."

by ScaryHairyGary October 2, 2018

Appollonia

Appollonia is a great person. People might think her (or he idk) shy at first but when you are their friend you are incredibly lucky. Sort of a perfectionist which is annoying at times but their hard work always pays off. Very artsy and their projects are always amazing. (Nicknamed Apples sometimes)

Random person: Woah, that art is amazing who did that?!?
Friend: My friend Appollonia

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck

Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight

by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020

doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009

apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

by Misterque December 25, 2011

Appolina

One of the most random people you will ever meet.

"Today wasn't a really good day, I need to be around random people"
"You need to meet Appolina then"

by Mawma November 30, 2011