Analised

To forcefully and vigorously sodomise a female for the pleasure of one or both parties.

See any Rocco Siffredi Movie.

Rocco analised a brace of females within his hotel suite for the pleasure and delectation of others.

by aviduser January 16, 2009

Analise

Analise is a very fun and caring person. She can always make you laugh no matter what. She always may say she’s ugly but in real life shes actually very beautiful. She is very adventurous and loves the beach. She’s an amazing photographer. She loves having everything neat and clean and hates messes. She has OCD for things that aren’t in certain places their supposed to be. She usually opens up to people she cares about the most. She usually has a lot of friends. She always gives you super good memories whenever your with her, she’s such a fun person to be around and will always make you smile. Whenever your with her she will always end up getting you to do things. She’s very good at convincing you. She gives amazing advice when you need it she’s always there for you and is an overall amazing friend to all. When people make her mad she may be mad at them for a while depending on who they are or get over it after a few hours or even days if your quite close to her. She’s just as amazing on the inside as she is on the outside. She’s very compassionate, caring and kindhearted. She can be a little cold and serious when she needs to be. She always stands up for her friends when they need her or are in trouble. She may have fake friends, but she doesn’t let that stop her. When she makes goals for herself she will stop at nothing to be able to reach them. She likes to save her money for things she needs but tends to spend it when she gets it.

By- MalinaMoon

Person 1- wow I need to have an Analise in my life

Person 2- Yeah she’s amazing. I’m so happy I have her as a friend

by MalinaMoon August 4, 2019

SWAT analysis

Adapted from the business "SWOT analysis", it is a way in which someone can analyse and rate women. It focuses on 4 important aspects.

Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed

Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)

Ass: How nice her ass is

Tits: How nice her tits are

You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.

Lets do some SWAT analysis on her.........What did you get?

by Sir rasey March 17, 2011

Cost Benefit Analysis

Cost Benefit Analysis is the analysis of the cost effectiveness of different alternatives in order to see whether the benefits outweigh the costs

Inspector Gadget wants to install a new office network. Will this inturn increase the company profits?

by SEECAFE April 26, 2004

Analster

A holiday in Yaoism on March 25.

March 25 marks the day of when Uke and Seme had fallen in love and had sexual intercourse, and thus sprouted the Big Bang that created the universe. This holiday is known as the Analster.
On Analster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods Uke and Seme what you have drawn. It will be accepted whether it's good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. When you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 AM the next morning.

For Analster, I drew yaoi of Ritsuka and Soubi!

by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009

Analise

Analise is a beautiful pretty person that has very good friends that she will ride or die for in any occasion some of her friends are usually fake but Analise knows how to brush that right off. Analise is Independent and prefers to be alone. She is really bold and not afraid to say anything to anyones face and, will fight anyone who chooses to mess with her friends usually has long curly brown hair and most Analise's have highlightes. Analise is a very Unique and likes to be different from the rest, shes her own person not really a follower. Plays basketball and is good and other sports are you friends with an Analise

Omg that is definitely an Analise

by Hewiiiiughh December 5, 2018

analcyst

A person, usually a political figure or newsreader who thinks that their opinions and ideology is correct even though it is based on Post-Truth and AltFacts, the word is a derivative of Analyst

Nigel was so pleased when Faux News hired him as an Analcyst as it gave him a platform to argue his alternative facts, and post-truth.

by DominicCummings January 24, 2017