Ambulance Weed

that good good, some fire , dank ass weed, shit that makes you sleep and wake up still high

that nigga had to go to the hospital cuz he smoked too much ambulance weed

by that nigga speedy March 15, 2009

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Amblance

Usually in the deep south, redneck or black person with fewer than 10 teeth what they would call an AMBULANCE.

Redneck 1: Yo dun shot my cuzzin!

Redneck 2: Betta call da amblance!

by OneHairyGuy July 13, 2009

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example, a chocolate on an ambulance for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance. The treats are usually left on the windscreen or door

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake.

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

ambulance chaser

1. a lawyer who rushes to the scene of an accident in order
to get the business of anyone who was injured

2. any lawyer(derogatory, also a rude term of adress)

Stupid ambulance chaser. When will they ever get off of my ass.

by Light Joker April 4, 2007