person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!
by shindigger1 January 27, 2009
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Just like what the title says, there's an alert because someone is gay.
John: Do you like guys? I do.
Fred: GAY ALERT!
by paranoid_technology January 2, 2017
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What follows is sarcasm. Useful when commenting on Facebook and in other social media.
(Sarc alert): "Well, if BUSINESS leaders and Wall Street CEOs say climate change and global warming are for real, then it MUST be true."
by da Chetster June 24, 2014
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The emergency communication issued by an employer and co-workers when an employee goes missing. This is related to a Sparky Alert which is for a missing contractor.
Has anyone seen Jim? He didn't show up for the meeting. And no one has seen him all day long. We should issue an Eva Alert!
by Now For Plan B July 22, 2016
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An alert when there's a dumbass in the area.
Dumbass Alert! Dumbass Alert! Nigel is at the park with us! Said, Joey
by thedickwaddle July 30, 2019
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its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox
Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!
by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023
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Booty-Alert is when a masculine guy makes a female, or feminine guy eat his ass, and he rides their face, squats up and down on their face, or bounces up and down on their face to the beat of the song Booty-Alert while their eating his ass. The song was featured in the movie Ride Along 2.

It's used for stimulation and pleasure, or sometimes just to clown them for fun, or to be a jerk just because he can.
"Aye, you know that bitch I had come over last night? I booty-alerted that hoe. I sat on her face, and made that hoe eat my ass while I squatted up and down to the beat of the song. Nigga! I felt like I was doing a bomb ass leg workout."

"I clowned the fuck out that fag. I booty-alerted his dumb ass......had that thot eating my ass while the song was playing. Then laughed at his stupid ass afterwards."

"Get out of line, or talk shit if you want to. I'll let every nigga know you eat ass, and that I booty- alerted yo slow ass."
by Freakymind89 October 12, 2020
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