alasha 

A very smart beautiful honest girl she will never let u down she's always there for you no matter wht. she badass she can fight and shes da bomb and very good in bed

OK alasha i see you sis
Yea lay go girl

alasha by Byfiigfv February 26, 2018

alaskan rim job 

Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.

The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job

alaskan rim job by S3xd00d December 5, 2013

alaskan firestorm 

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

alaskan firestorm by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

Alaskan Ballet Slipper 

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

Alaskan Ballet Slipper by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Houston, Alaska 

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

Houston, Alaska by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Alaskan Icicle 

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.

"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

Alaskan Icicle by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009

Alaskan Snowstorm 

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

Alaskan Snowstorm by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020